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Shit really fucked up right here Extension embraced Slashdot post has consecutive correct spellings of 'lose' and 'you're'.' |
Man in WWJD
shirt disrupts church bake sale
Onlookers watched in shock as an unidentified man wearing a WWJD or 'What would Jesus do?' t-shirt ran amok at the annual Trinity Lutheran bake sale. The visibly agitated man turned over several tables of muffins and banana bread before being restrained by several church members supervising the pie table. |
Beet and the "Real Seal", separated at (breech) birth?
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| Nader officially changes first name pronunciation
to 'Rafe'
In a bid for success in future elections, Green Party candidate Ralph Nader officially altered the pronunciation of his first name on Tuesday, February 20th. Analyst's predictions for the benefit of this move were mixed; noting that such transparent affectations worked well for performing arts figures Vaughan Williams and Fiennes, but pointing out that successful carryover to the political realm remains untested. |
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